I just wanted to take a moment to thank everyone who’s been reading, following, sharing, and whispering about this blog behind closed doors. The response has been incredible – more visitors, more subscriptions, more quiet nods in the elevator than I ever imagined.
To those who subscribed – you know who you are.
To those who didn’t – you know who I am. 😏

Every view, every comment, every shared post reminds me that satire is more than just clever words… it’s community service. So thank you – whether you’re a fan, a foe, or a board member reading this under the covers with a flashlight and a non-disclosure agreement.
In less than a month, Condo Chronicles has soared past 10,000 visits – a number that speaks louder than any notice taped to a lobby wall. Whether you’re here to cheer, cringe, or collect screenshots for a board meeting, one thing’s clear: people are paying attention. And that’s exactly the point.
Here’s to more truth, more laughs, and many more visits.
Stay tuned. You won’t want to miss what’s next.
👀
— Your Ever-Watching Narrator at Board to Death
️Disclaimer: This post is satire and opinion. Read full disclaimer.