You know what’s worth sixty bucks an hour? Maybe custom cabinetry.
You know what’s not worth sixty bucks an hour? Redacting two pages with a black Sharpie.
But welcome to the wondrous world of condo governance, where time bends, logic dies, and apparently it takes a full hour to censor two pages of a lawyer’s invoice – and yes, they’ll be billing you for that $60/hour redaction extravaganza.
Let’s break this down for the folks in the cheap seats:
🧠Step 1: Receive lawyer invoice for owner requisition meeting
✔️ Shows how much your money was lit on fire
✔️ Describes “services” like “emailing about emails”
🎨 Step 2: Take black marker
✔️ Strike out anything that could remotely suggest accountability
✔️ Bonus points if you redact line items like “Received invoice” — just to keep up the mystery
🕰️ Step 3: Spend one full hour doing this
✔️ While charging $60
✔️ Per hour
✔️ For what essentially amounts to high-stakes arts and crafts
And if you’re wondering who performed this high-level redaction surgery, don’t ask. Because the answer is always: “We’re not sure, but trust us, they’re worth it.”
🧾 So to recap:
- 1 hour to redact 2 pages
- $60/hour fee (because $30 is for peasants)
- Lawyer invoice, which legally doesn’t even need redaction
- And they wonder why owners are asking questions.
In conclusion, if anyone needs me, I’ll be applying for a new job as Full-Time Condo Blackout Technician. Apparently, all you need is a highlighter, a stopwatch, and zero shame.
🖤 Transparency never looked so… opaque.
Disclaimer: This post is satire and opinion. Read full disclaimer.
