Ah yes, the legendary May 15 letter – when the board assured you, in soothing legalese, that I wasnât raising legitimate concerns.
No no. I was just – wait for it – âupset I didnât get my way.â
Translation?
âDonât worry, peasants. The woman with a court victory is simply having a feelings moment.â
Because why address financial mismanagement, unauthorized litigation, and judicial smackdownsâŠ
when you can just call your opponent emotional?
đ Flashback Scene:
Me: Presents legal evidence, wins at CAT, wins on appeal, cites legislation.
Them: âAww, poor dear didnât get her cookie.â
You see, when a woman stands up to them, sheâs not right –
Sheâs just irrational, dramatic, perhaps suffering from⊠advanced credibility.
đ Plot Twist:
They lost.
They really, really lost.
On every count. Twice.
Cost award? $17,500. Damages? $15,000. Their own legal bill? $40,000+.
(Thatâs your money, by the way.)
And what did they say to you after that?
đ„ âŠAbsolutely nothing.
đ€ Current Status:
- No apology.
- No update.
- No âOops, maybe she was right.â
The only thing more silent than their memo bin is their conscience.
âïž Suggested Follow-Up Letter:
âDear Owners,
Turns out she wasnât upset. She was correct.
Weâve spent $300,000 trying to deny that.
Please forgive us, and if possible, also fund our next avoidable disaster.â
The Takeaway?
When someone says you’re just âupsetâ –
check whoâs actually losing their grip.
Spoiler: Itâs probably the ones flinging your money into legal furnaces and calling it governance.
Disclaimer: This post is satire and opinion. Read full disclaimer.
