📌 Let’s get this straight – one last time.
I didn’t walk into this building swinging lawsuits like a handbag.
I moved in. I followed the rules. I volunteered.
And then what happened?
🚨 I was harassed.
📣 I was defamed.
🐕 I was denied accommodation for my service dog.
📬 I was excluded from governance.
And only then – after exhausting internal channels, writing formal complaints, and asking politely for fairness – did I finally sue.
🧠 Basic logic refresher:
“You sued, therefore we don’t like you”
⛔ Wrong.
“You harassed me, therefore I took legal action.”
✅ Correct.
🐔 So to the Chicken Crowd – the ones clucking at AGMs that “she’s just upset she didn’t get her way” –
let’s be clear: I didn’t start the fire. I documented the arson.
📘 The legal system agreed.
🏛️ The Tribunal ruled in my favour.
⚖️ The Divisional Court upheld it.
💰 I was awarded damages and costs.
You can scribble “Jerk” on as many flyers as you want, but facts are facts.
You cracked the egg. I just scrambled it in court.
📍 CondoTribune.com – Where Logic Lives and Chickens Run Clueless
🧾 Court File No: SC-24-817
🗓️ Next hearing: September 2025
💥 Bring eggs. We’ll bring the receipts.
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