Welcome to Blenvale, where credentials are optional, and Dunning-Kruger is a prerequisite!
Let’s take a moment to appreciate the intellectual giants among us – those rare few who believe:
đź“„ Doctors
who spend a decade in post-secondary education, go through board certifications, and are legally liable for their reports…
👉 “just write whatever the patient tells them to.”
Because obviously, medical professionals are desperate to risk their licenses and reputations just so someone can get a therapy dog, or – gasp – a break from ongoing harassment.
Move over Hippocratic Oath – here comes Brenda from Unit 402 with her YouTube medical degree.
⚖️ Judges
who analyze evidence, apply statutory law, and write reasoned decisions reviewed by higher courts…
👉 “just dismiss cases for no reason at all.”
Yes, yes – forget all that jurisprudence, due process, and procedural fairness nonsense.
In Blenvale, we’ve got Daphne the property manager and Karen with Grade 8 geography telling us how the law should’ve been interpreted.
Because nothing screams judicial insight like “I heard from someone in the laundry room.”
🎓 Meanwhile…
- Judges: “This claim has merit.”
- Doctors: “This patient meets the diagnostic criteria.”
- The Board: “But we don’t feel like it.”
🧠Fun fact: Two of the most respected, regulated, and scrutinized professions in our society – medicine and law – are apparently no match for the unlicensed opinions of part-time volunteers with a clip-art understanding of the Condo Act.
đź‘‘ So here’s to the Experts of Blenvale:
the self-appointed, evidence-averse defenders of ignorance.
Keep scribbling. The rest of us will keep winning.
Disclaimer: This post is satire and opinion. Read full disclaimer.
