Condo Chronicles

“We didn’t lose. We simply restructured our visibility.”

You may have noticed a curious phenomenon lately at Blenvale: a total board blackout.
No memos. No updates. No eye contact in the elevator. Just the faint rustling of khaki pant legs ducking behind shrubbery when you approach the lobby.

This, dear residents, is not negligence.
It’s strategy.
It’s The Blenvale Witness Protection Program™.

After vaporizing over $300,000 of your money on a legal case they lost spectacularly and on all counts, the board has entered its post-defeat phase:
🔒 Full lockdown.
🙈 No acknowledgment.
📬 No letter.
📉 No shame.

And don’t worry – they still haven’t told you they lost. Or that you’re on the hook for:

• 💸 $17,500 in legal costs to the appellant (me)
• 💸 $15,000 in damages (because, you know, human rights)
• 💸 $40,000+ of their own legal bills
• 💸 Hundreds of thousands spent before the appeal even started

It’s alright though – they’re busy.
Blaming the courts.
Blaming the resident they tried to bankrupt.
Blaming… gravity?

Meanwhile, the rest of us are just trying to figure out if Mildred now lives behind the boiler room, or if Blazer has developed an allergy to eye contact.

What’s Next?

Let me guess – they’ll resurface in six months with a note that reads:

“We acted in good faith, we’re just volunteers, and we disagree with everything.”

Buckle up, Blenvale. The invisibility cloak doesn’t cover the budget shortfall.

Disclaimer: This post is satire and opinion. Read full disclaimer.