🐾 Some People Rescue Animals – Others Rescue Rumours
Some people foster pets.
Some volunteer at shelters.
And then there’s our very own flock – the self-appointed Parrot Patrol – whose only act of service is repeating the same tired lies about my dogs, over and over, without a shred of proof.
📢 “Squawk! Disturbing the Peace!”
📢 “Squawk! Dangerous Menace!”
📢 “Squawk! I Read It in the Hallway!”
No evidence. No complaints upheld. Not even a bark to back it up. But oh, how they love to flap their wings and squawk on command.
👀 Facts? Not in the Parrot Patrol Handbook
You could show them a court ruling clearing the dogs – they’d still tilt their heads, blink slowly, and repeat the script. Because thinking for themselves? That’s not in the training manual.
🛡 “Protecting the Community” – By Spreading Fiction
These are the same people who will lecture you about “safety” while helping spread something that never happened. Gossip is their gospel, and proof is treated like poison.
🎭 Loyalty to a Lie
It’s almost impressive – this level of devotion to a fabrication. Like keeping a pet rock and insisting it can sing, just because someone told you once.
💡 A Tip for the Flock
When you repeat something with no evidence, you’re not “informed” – you’re just an unpaid voice actor in someone else’s smear campaign.
And in the grand aviary of life?
🦅 You’re not an eagle.
🦅 You’re not even a hawk.
🦜 You’re just the background noise.
Disclaimer: This post is satire and opinion. Read full disclaimer.
