Condo Chronicles

Of all the people in this building who could be accused of excessive dog barking, the community geniuses decided it should be me.

Yes, me.
The person who works from home.
The person whose dog is literally never left alone.

Meanwhile, let’s do a quick reality check:

• There are at least a dozen owners who leave their dogs alone for 8–10 hours a day.
• These poor animals are left to bark, whine, and sing the ballads of abandonment while their owners are off at work.
• And somehow… somehow… my dog is the “disturbance.”

🔍 The Mystery of the Phantom Bark

You almost have to admire the imagination.
Apparently, my dog is capable of barking telepathically through walls, while sleeping on the couch beside me during Teams calls.

Maybe he’s developed a new barking technology?
Silent to me, but ear-piercing to everyone else?
A canine Bluetooth speaker with a grudge?

🧠 Community Logic 101

Let’s break this down:

• Actual Barking Dogs (left alone all day): Invisible. Totally fine.
• Dog at Home With Owner (zero barking): Public Enemy #1.

If this were a math problem, even a half-conscious hamster could solve it. But here we are, in a building where logic is as rare as transparency in the board’s financials.

🎭 The Real Crime

The truth?
It’s not about barking.
It’s about finding someone to blame – and who better than the person who keeps pointing out the board’s nonsense in a blog?

Because clearly, exposing incompetence is far louder than any bark could ever be.

📢 So tell me, dear reader – do you hear barking? Or do you just hear the sound of accountability echoing down the halls?

Disclaimer: This post is satire and opinion. Read full disclaimer.