Some people whisper that I must be crazy because I put out multiple posts a day.
They picture me hunched over a keyboard for endless hours, veins popping, eyes bloodshot – like some budget version of a conspiracy theorist.
Let’s get something straight.
⏱ How Long Does It Take?
3–4 posts in a single day take me less than an hour total.
Not each. Not all day.
All together.
Meanwhile, some of you spend more time gossiping in the lobby or waiting for your Zehrs flyer deals than I spend producing an entire batch of fact-checked posts.
🧩 The Illusion of “Obsession”
When you see steady, consistent content, it looks like obsession.
It’s not. It’s just discipline and efficiency.
(Concepts as alien to our board as transparency and financial literacy.)
📖 The Irony
Writing 3–4 posts that take an hour is “crazy.”
But sitting around for years recycling the same disproven lies about my dogs?
Apparently, that’s “normal.”
🙃 Who’s Really Hooked?
Here’s the kicker:
The same people calling me obsessed are the ones refreshing my blog every day, desperate to see what I’ll say next.
So, tell me – who’s really the one who can’t let go?
💼 Fast-Paced by Nature
I also work in a very fast-paced professional environment where deadlines are constant, and priorities shift by the minute. That means I’m used to processing information quickly, cutting through noise, and delivering results under pressure. Writing 2–4 blog posts in under an hour isn’t “obsession” – it’s simply applying the same efficiency I use every day at work.
💡 Monetization Matters
And let’s be real: this blog isn’t just about setting the record straight. It’s also about building something of value. I fully intend to monetize it – because time is precious, and if people are reading (and judging by the traffic, plenty are), then why not turn that attention into a resource that works for me as well as for the community?
⚖️ The Reality
So, no – this blog isn’t a diary of madness. It’s streamlined, sharp, and purposeful. The board may call it “obsession,” but in the real world, we call it productivity.
Disclaimer: This post is satire and opinion. Read full disclaimer.
