Because nothing says âauthorityâ like paying rent in a building you donât own.
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đ The Scene: Backyard Bench-Lawyer in Action
Picture it: one condo owner patiently reminding our resident renter that service dogs are a right protected under the law. Cue Renter Righteous, puffing up with indignation and delivering his pearls of wisdom:
âWell, not if they disturb others.â
Ah yes, thank you, Professor of Imaginary Jurisprudence. If only the actual courts, judges, and rulings hadnât already confirmed -repeatedly – that no disturbance occurred. But who needs case law when youâve got a soapbox and an audience of one unlucky neighbour?
đ The Facts (Inconvenient, but Real)
- Multiple rulings in our favour have confirmed we never disturbed anyone.
- Service dogs are protected rights under the law – not optional, not subject to your mood swings.
- Renters have no say in how condominium rules are created, enforced, or amended. Owners vote. Renters⌠well, they rent.
But sure, please continue explaining to owners how their rights work. Itâs adorable.
𦴠The Hypocrisy: Long Leash, Short Logic
This is the part that really deserves a drumroll: Renter Righteous himself has a dog. Out in the backyard, leash stretched three to four meters long, in blatant violation of condo bylaws. Apparently bylaws only apply to others. His dog gets a free pass, because hypocrisy always comes with âexceptions.â
Itâs the classic condo double standard: preach about ârespecting neighbours,â then let your own dog gallop around like itâs starring in The Fast and the Furriest.
đ Owners vs. Renters: Know Your Role
Hereâs the kicker: he doesnât even get a say. Owners consult, vote, set rules. Renters⌠donât. They arenât on the ballot. They arenât in the room. They arenât asked. And yet, here he is, strutting around like the self-declared Minister of Condo Law.
Itâs like borrowing a library card and then lecturing the librarian on how to run the place. Cute, but no oneâs taking notes.
đ¤ Final Bark
So hereâs to our resident philosopher-tenant, delivering verdicts no one asked for, from a position he doesnât even hold. The only thing longer than his leash violations is his sanctimony.
Case dismissed.
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