Ah, Bite Barker. Our resident time traveler. 🚀
Except… unfortunately, his time machine seems permanently stuck in 1997.
So, there I was, minding my own business, posting a perfectly respectable blog with AI-generated images – you know, like we do here in the 21st century – when Bite swoops into the comments section to mock me for using generative AI.
Apparently, using generative AI for images is, according to him, some sort of scandal. Shocking, isn’t it? In a world where AI can design skyscrapers, write symphonies, diagnose rare diseases, and, yes, create memes… Bite thinks we should all return to Microsoft Paint and dial-up modems.
Newsflash, Bite:
- Generative AI is the present, not the future.
- It’s the skill everyone needs to master if they don’t want to be left behind.
- Whole industries are rewriting job descriptions around it while you’re still fighting with your floppy disks.
By the time you finish mocking AI, Bite, the rest of us will have mastered it, leveraged it, and… well… probably automated everything you still do manually.
Don’t worry though – when the rest of us move into Web 4.0, we’ll send you a postcard from the future. Assuming, of course, you’ve upgraded from dial-up by then. đź“
Disclaimer: This post is satire and opinion. Read full disclaimer.
