A Sacred Tradition at Blenvale
🐔 The Ritual Begins
Every month, the board gathers in a solemn circle to perform the Blame Transfer Ceremony.
Instead of solutions, they pass around a giant rubber chicken with the word “Responsibility” scrawled across its belly in black marker.
🙌 The Passing of the Chicken
- Mildred solemnly hands the chicken to Blazer:
“Not my job, it’s yours.” - Blazer quickly tosses it to Missy Muffet:
“I was told the treasurer handles this.” - Missy hurls it across the room:
“Must be the lawyer’s responsibility.”
Inevitably, the poor chicken lands in the lap of… the owners.
📢 The Slogan
Chanted in unison, the board declares:
“Why solve problems when you can just assign them?”
🎪 Closing Act
The chicken, battered from all the tossing, is paraded out for everyone to see. The board bows, satisfied, and declares the problem “handled.”
Meanwhile, the owners are left holding both the chicken and the bill.
👉 Note: No actual chickens were harmed in the making of this satire. Only accountability.
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