“Democracy”, Blenvale Style
⚔️ The Arena
Forget speeches. Forget Robert’s Rules. At Blenvale’s Annual General Meeting, the owners are herded into a makeshift arena. Each resident is handed a foam sword and told: “Fight for your three minutes!”
👨‍⚖️ The Defenders
Meanwhile, the board cowers behind lawyers dressed in Roman togas.
- One lawyer swirls his wine goblet.
- Another fans Blazer with meeting minutes.
- Mildred whispers: “See? True democracy in action.”
🎠The Spectacle
- Residents lunge forward with facts, reports, and questions…
- But every strike bounces off the lawyers’ shields labeled “Procedure,” “Legal Advice,” and “Confidentiality.”
- From the stands, the board cheers: “Democracy!”
🥂 The Victory Lap
When the dust settles, the board raises their glasses:
“Another glorious AGM – zero accountability, full immunity.”
👉 Disclaimer: No gladiators were harmed in the making of this satire. Only democracy.
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