Condo Chronicles

Surprise! It’s empty.

🎉 The Setup

At Blenvale, financial planning isn’t about prudence or long-term stewardship.
It’s about spectacle.
So when it comes time to talk about the reserve fund, out comes the giant piggy-bank piñata.

🙈 Blindfolded Owners

The owners are blindfolded, handed sticks, and told:
“Go on, swing for your future!”
Every strike is hopeful, every cheer is genuine – because surely, this time, the money will rain down.

🐍 The Grab

And rain it does… but not for long.
Before a single coin hits the ground, the board swoops in – Mildred on her knees, Blazer grinning ear to ear – scooping up what little’s left.

The owners? Left clutching broken sticks and wondering why their fees keep going up.

🎭 The Punchline

When the dust settles, the crowd hears the grand announcement:
“Surprise! It’s empty.”

👉 At Blenvale, even the piggy bank is a performance. And the punchline? It’s always on the owners.

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