Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me twenty-seven times in a row, and apparently you live at Blenvale.
Every time the board opens their mouths, half the community claps like trained seals. “Ooooh, they said ‘confidential.’ That must mean they’re smart!” No, it means you just got conned again. 🪄
🎪 The Never-Ending Circus
- They sue me in CAT and lose. Then they appeal and lose again. Standing ovation!
- They ram through a $3M project without your vote. Encore!
- They burn $20k+ on a meeting just to muzzle you. Slow clap from the balcony!
And you? You eat it up like stale popcorn at a carnival. The trick has been the same for years: distract, deflect, deny. Yet somehow, you’re still amazed when the rabbit comes out of the hat – except this rabbit costs you an extra $200 a month in fees. 🐇💸
🪞 Mirror Check
Let’s be brutally honest. This board isn’t brilliant. They’re not master manipulators. They’re running the oldest con in the book.
The only reason it works is because you keep volunteering to play the fool.
So next time you gasp in awe at their “lawyer said” routine, remember: the joke isn’t on me.
It’s on you.
Disclaimer: This post is satire and opinion. Read full disclaimer.
