First, our beloved Hen Council decides to collect the special assessment before holding the “information session.” Pay up now, ask questions never. It’s like being charged admission to a play where the script is already written and the ending is: “We win, you lose.”
🪑 Reserved Seating – For Some Only
Next, they roll out their masterstroke of inclusivity: a meeting that excludes one-third of the owners. Why? Because Blazer, Mildred, and Lady Gwendolyn can’t be bothered with technology. A hybrid meeting? Too modern! Too transparent! Best keep landlords and off-site owners muzzled. After all, they might actually demand answers.
🎩 The Real Show
So here we are:
- Assessment first, questions never.
- Two-thirds in the room, one-third locked outside.
It’s less a townhall and more a magic act: “Now you see your money, now you don’t.”
Disclaimer: This post is satire and opinion. Read full disclaimer.
