☕ The Balcony Scene
Me, peacefully sipping coffee.
A dog struts by without a leash.
Blazer in the backyard, doing his best impression of a garden gnome.
Nothing happens. Because nothing ever happens.
🐕 When It’s Someone Else
Dogs off-leash? Every day.
No warnings.
No enforcement.
No lawyers.
Just the shrug of “that’s fine.”
👩🦽 When It’s Me
Now switch the characters:
- Service dog on leash
- Disabled owner asserting rights
- Law squarely on my side
What do I get?
📨 Complaint letters
⚖️ Hearings
💸 Thousands in legal bills
🔥 Public smear campaigns
⚖️ Rules for Thee, Not for Me
Let’s recap:
- 🐶 Dog unleashed in common areas → “Oh well.”
- 👩🦽 Glinda with a service dog → “Call the lawyers! Bring the gallows!”
Apparently, pets here enjoy more freedom than people.
🐍 The Real Hypocrisy
This isn’t governance.
It’s hypocrisy on a leash – tightening around my neck while dogs prance freely.
Maybe Blazer should just leash the board instead. At least then, someone would finally be under control.
Disclaimer: This post is satire and opinion. Read full disclaimer.
