Condo Chronicles

🙈 The Cowardly Chorus

Some of you stand around whispering: “Maybe it’ll get better… Maybe someone else will fix it…” Newsflash: cowardice has never fixed a budget, removed a corrupt board, or stopped fees from skyrocketing.

📢 The Wake-Up Call

Grow a pair! This board won’t remove itself. You can’t outsource courage. You can’t subcontract integrity. If you think sitting in silence while your money vanishes is a strategy, you’re not cautious – you’re complicit.

🗳️ Your Job (Spoiler: It’s Not Netflix)

Your job as an owner is not to lounge in the cheap seats while others take the hits. Your job is to vote. To act. To hold them accountable. Democracy doesn’t run on sighs and coffee gossip.

⚖️ My Reality

Me? I’ll fight either way. I’ll vote them out, or if the ballots fail, I’ll file in court. That’s not bluster, that’s a fact. You can call me crazy – I call it caring.

🚪 The Final Word

So, owners, here’s the choice:

• Hide behind your potted plants and hope for miracles.
• Or grow a pair and take your condo back.

Because sitting on your hands won’t save your home – action will.

Disclaimer: This post is satire and opinion. Read full disclaimer.