Ladies and gentlemen, the Board has once again shown their uncanny gift for “accidental” timing. Out of 365 perfectly good evenings in the year, they chose October 8th – the night the Toronto Maple Leafs face off against the Montreal Canadiens in the opening game of the season.
Coincidence?
Sure. And the board’s timing is always “impeccable”.
đź“ş The Great Choice
This is your evening:
- Option A: Watch Auston Matthews bury one in the back of the net while your neighbours cheer.
- Option B: Watch Mildred bury facts in the back of the filing cabinet while your board mumbles “we did nothing wrong.”
🧩 The Board’s Logic
Why schedule on a hockey holiday? Let’s review the possibilities:
- Ignorance – They live in a parallel universe where hockey is just “a winter activity with sticks.”
- Incompetence – They didn’t bother to check the schedule.
- Intentional – They knew exactly what they were doing: fewer owners = fewer questions.
No matter which option you pick, the result is the same: you lose.
🎠Final Score Prediction
- Leafs vs Canadiens: unpredictable.
- Board vs Owners: Board 1 – Transparency 0.
Disclaimer: This post is satire and opinion. Read full disclaimer.
