(Blenvale Dental Society Edition)
⚖️ The Commandment – Blenvale Style
Once upon a time, “an eye for an eye” meant balance.
Now it’s the condo’s operating philosophy.
At Blenvale, justice isn’t blind – it’s just missing parts.
Every time you question the board, something goes missing:
first your voice, then your dignity, then your molars.
By the end, the only ones smiling are the ones holding the pliers.
🪥 The Gospel According to the Board
Their version goes something like this:
- They take your rights – you say thank you.
- They take your money – you clap.
- They take your privacy – you apologize for bleeding on the floor.
And if you dare to say “ouch,” you’re the vengeful one.
Because nothing says “community spirit” quite like gaslighting the patient
for complaining mid-root-canal.
🧾 The Ethics of Extraction
Our prophets of propriety quote scripture with precision –
always stopping right before the inconvenient parts.
They preach forgiveness, provided they are the ones sinning.
They prefer:
“An eye for a sigh.”
“A tooth for a truth.”
“A soul for a special assessment.”
It’s less Old Testament, more Old Boys’ Club.
Disclaimer: This post is satire and opinion. Read full disclaimer.
