the self-anointed Moderator and part-time bouncer.
🎀 Episode Title: When Facts Met Fiction and Lost the Will to Live
🧾 Lie No. 1: “The Operating Is Not in Overdraft”
Spoiler: It is.
In accounting – not the imaginary kind Bully Boop practices – when you see numbers in parentheses on a balance sheet, it means negative.
As in, money gone.
As in, operating account overdrawn.
But in Boop-world, parentheses are apparently just a “stylistic choice.”
💸 Lie No. 2: “We Didn’t Borrow from the Reserve”
Ah yes, the Boopian logic continues.
Here’s how it actually works:
All your monthly condo fees go into one pot (the Operating Account).
From that pot, a portion must be transferred to the Reserve Fund – by law.
If you don’t transfer it because you needed it to cover bills in Operating, you’ve effectively borrowed from the Reserve.
Bully Boop’s line – “We simply didn’t transfer it” – is like saying,
“I didn’t steal your money; I just didn’t give it back.”
⚖️ Lie No. 3: “The Board Doesn’t Have to Give Notice Before Starting Litigation”
That’s cute.
Because Section 23(2) of the Condominium Act literally says the opposite:
“Before commencing an action… the corporation shall give written notice of the general nature of the action to all owners.”
But of course, Boop assured the crowd,
“We asked the lawyers.”
You mean the same lawyers who thought it was brilliant to drag a disabled owner to Superior Court over a service dog —
then appeal when they lost – then burn $400,000 of owners’ money defending their ego?
Those lawyers?
Ah yes, paragons of fiscal wisdom.
đź’€ The Boop Doctrine: When in Doubt, Deny and Smile
The formula is simple:
- Deny the obvious.
- Redefine words.
- Blame “the lawyers.”
- Add a cartoon smile and call it transparency.
🕶️ Bully Boop’s Catchphrase of the Night:
“It’s not overdraft – it’s just temporarily negative.”
Ah yes, and the Titanic wasn’t sinking – it was simply testing its underwater potential.
🪄 Closing Scene:
The board nods obediently.
Owners blink in disbelief.
The accountants in the crowd faint quietly.
And Boop adjusts her shades, proud to have once again turned math, law, and logic into interpretive art.
Disclaimer: This post is satire and opinion. Read full disclaimer.
