When the Board Was “Taken Out” – Literally
🎩 Scene: The owners’ meeting, lights buzzing, owners fuming, Mildred clutching her pearls.
🎤 Enter: Bully Boop, the self-anointed Moderator and part-time bouncer.
Without warning, she leans into her headset (real or imaginary), mutters something that sounded suspiciously like “Initiate extraction protocol”, and – poof! – the Board was gone.
Gone like a convoy under diplomatic immunity.
Gone like MI6 just got word of a breach at Blenvale HQ.
🕵️ The Great Extraction
As owners began asking questions – you know, the dangerous kind like “Where’s our money?”
Boop’s eyes narrowed, and with one sharp hand gesture the Board was escorted out faster than witnesses in a spy thriller.
The exit was so synchronized it could have been choreographed by the Ministry of Silencing Dissent.
No goodbye, no accountability – just a trail of legal invoices and cold coffee.
🎬 Meanwhile, in the Owners’ Section…
We were left blinking in disbelief, wondering whether we’d just attended a townhall or an episode of Mission: Impunity.
All that was missing was the smoke bomb and a line like,
“The Board has left the building. This message will self-destruct in five seconds.”
🧩 Epilogue
And there you have it:
The board that can’t manage a budget apparently can manage a covert extraction.
The only mystery left:
Who gave the order – the property manager, the law firm, or the ghost of Condo Logic itself?
Disclaimer: This post is satire and opinion. Read full disclaimer.
