A romantic comedy set in Blenvale – where accountability goes to die and egos live happily ever after.
🎬 Act I – The Meet-Cute
They met at a board meeting.
She (Incompetence) arrived late, clutching the wrong binder, blaming the printer.
He (Arrogance) was already speaking – loudly – about “his vast experience” managing things he didn’t understand.
It was love at first excuse.
When their eyes met across the conference table, the air filled with the faint smell of legal invoices and unresolved complaints.
She giggled when he said, “We don’t need to follow the Act to the letter.”
He blushed when she whispered, “I don’t read reports anyway.”
💞 Act II – The Honeymoon Phase
Together, they were unstoppable.
He made the decisions; she forgot to record them.
He declared transparency overrated; she ensured the minutes disappeared.
They spent their nights drafting policies that contradicted each other and their mornings sending “friendly reminders” to the residents they ignored.
Every crisis was a candlelit dinner.
Every bylaw breach – a flirtation.
When owners asked questions, they laughed softly and said in unison:
“We can’t discuss that.”
💣 Act III – Trouble in Paradise
But like every toxic relationship, the cracks began to show.
Arrogance wanted control – Incompetence wanted validation.
He bragged about his “leadership” while she leaked another confidential document into the abyss.
They started fighting over whose fault the $400K in legal fees was – and the answer, tragically, was both.
When the townhall arrived, they tried to perform one last duet.
But the audience wasn’t swooning anymore – it was awake, angry, and holding spreadsheets.
Their power ballad ended in static.
Someone from the crowd shouted, “Show us the invoices!”
And just like that – the lights went out.
💔 Act IV – The Breakup Nobody Believed In
They said it was over, but we all knew better.
A duo this dysfunctional never really splits – they just regroup under new titles.
She might reappear as “Administrative Oversight.”
He’ll probably come back as “Chair of the New Committee.”
Because in Blenvale, love isn’t blind – it’s willfully ignorant.
And like every bad romance, it always ends with the same line:
“We acted in good faith.”
🎠Epilogue
So here’s to the timeless couple that ruined governance forever:
Incompetence and Arrogance – the Bonnie and Clyde of bad management.
Still out there somewhere, holding hands, writing new policies nobody asked for.
Disclaimer: This post is satire and opinion. Read full disclaimer.
