Don’t Let the Invoice Hit You on the Way Out
🏘️ Freedom at Last
Good news, Blenvale residents – we’ve finally been liberated!
Sue More Bill More, the law firm that turned “community management” into “community trauma,” has left the building.
🎉 Cue the applause. Release the doves. Hide your wallets.
💸 A Masterclass in Billable Chaos
After months (or was it years?) of conflict inflation, our legal architects of destruction have packed up their files and moved on – hopefully to a community with deeper pockets and lower standards.
Somewhere out there, another unsuspecting condo is about to receive the Sue More Bill More treatment:
- 💰 Hourly rates disguised as “conflict resolution.”
- 🧾 Letters longer than leases.
- ⚖️ Logic so tortured it should qualify for asylum.
Watching them work was like watching a magician saw the same rabbit in half, invoice the audience for the rabbit, the saw, and the trauma counselling, and then bill again to explain the invoice.
🔥 Their Glorious Legacy
What do they leave behind?
- 💔 A trail of broken trust.
- 📈 Legal bills that could fund an entire reserve study.
- 🧠 Advice that aged worse than unrefrigerated milk.
- 😬 Owners who now flinch when they see a “Reply All.”
- 👑 A Board that mistook litigation for leadership.
🥂 A Toast to the Departed
So, farewell, Sue More Bill More.
May your next clients be wealthy, gullible, and legally adventurous.
And may they never Google your history before signing the retainer.
To whoever inherits them next:
🫖 Stock up on antacids.
🪙 Retain independent counsel early.
💀 Start a GoFundMe before they bill you for the idea.
Disclaimer: This post is satire and opinion. Read full disclaimer.
