If you can manage a budget, read a spreadsheet, or speak in full sentences without turning red – congratulations.
You’re already more qualified than half the people who’ve run this place.
💡 We Don’t Need More “Volunteers.” We Need Grown-Ups.
Let’s be honest.
Good intentions don’t balance budgets.
Ignorance isn’t “community spirit.”
And sitting in a chair doesn’t make you a leader.
What this corporation needs now are people who understand what fiduciary duty means – who can tell the difference between governance and gossip, policy and pettiness.
⚖️ Why You Should Run
Because you’ve watched:
- Fees skyrocket.
- Transparency evaporate.
- Accountability die a slow, quiet death.
And you know you could do better – because you already do, every day, in your own job, your own family, your own life.
If you’ve ever managed a project, a budget – you have the skills.
If you’ve ever said, “This is ridiculous” – you have the motivation.
Now all that’s missing is your name on the ballot.
🧠What We Stand For
âś… Competence over chaos.
âś… Facts over fiction.
âś… Ethics over ego.
âś… Owners who serve – not rule.
đźš« Who Should NOT Run
If you can’t open an Excel file,
if you confuse “authority” with “popularity,”
if you think “fiduciary” is a type of fish –
please, for everyone’s sake, sit this one out.
We’re rebuilding, not rehearsing another disaster.
🕯️ It’s Time
This isn’t about power – it’s about pride.
About restoring trust, sanity, and a little basic competence to a place that desperately needs all three.
Run if you’re qualified.
Run if you’re decent.
Run because you care.
Because the people who got us here sure didn’t.
