When Megalomania Puts Itself on the Ballot
đź‘‘ 1. The Messiah Complex Arrives (Again)
Our dear “president” strolls into the election like Moses descending from Mount Sinai – except instead of commandments, he brings three identical photocopied mugshots and a completely failed audit.
He speaks as if he alone holds the sacred knowledge of condo governance.
Meanwhile, the audit speaks another truth:
He was at the wheel when the corporation hit the iceberg.
💸 2. “Fiscal Discipline”: Comedy You Didn’t Ask For
He proudly flaunts “$3.4 million of projects” like he funded it personally.
He calls the overdraft a “temporary challenge.”
He frames the disaster as responsible budgeting.
Let’s be honest:
If this is fiscal discipline, then arson is home heating.
🎠3. The Martyr Moment: “I Pay Fees Just Like You”
He brags he pays the same fees as everyone else.
Congratulations on fulfilling the basic requirement of condo ownership.
It’s like a politician boasting,
“I also breathe oxygen.”
🧠4. Condescension Level: Expert-Tier
Our “President”‘s message oozes the classic megalomaniac tone:
Only I truly understand the issues. The rest of you are confused.
His confidence is inversely proportional to his competence.
Unfortunately for him, the audit didn’t share his admiration.
🧹 5. The Harvard PI Myth (Reality Edition)
He brags about “eight and a half years of hands-on building knowledge.”
Reality check:
He wasn’t the super.
He was the assistant to the assistant.
So in real terms:
He helped the guy who helped the guy who actually did the work.
Imagine someone who once held the flashlight claiming they built the house.
📉 6. “Vote for Experience” – The Punchline
Experience only helps when it’s good experience.
If someone floods your basement and burns down the shed, you don’t appoint them Head of Property Management because “they’ve done stuff around the house.”
Yet this is precisely the logic he’s selling.
🚨 7. Megalomania + Mismanagement = Disaster
Our “President” leadership recipe:
- Break the Condo Act
- Overdraft the operating account
- Fail the audit
- Hide information
- Deny wrongdoing
- Campaign as the savior
This isn’t leadership.
It’s delusion in a blazer.
🔥 8. Final Word: The Dangerous Delusion
It takes a special kind of ego to look at a catastrophic audit and say:
“You’re welcome.”
Bluevale doesn’t need a self-appointed prophet.
It needs honesty, competence, and accountability – none of which were on our “Preseident’s campaign flyer.
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