(Featuring: Fear, Denial & Chronic Incompetence)
👻 Afraid of Their Own Shadow (And Their Own Audit)
The audit could have walked into the lobby, slapped them across the face, and screamed “YOUR BOARD BROKE THE LAW!”
Still – nothing.
They ducked, they flinched, they hid behind the potted plant.
🙈 See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Vote for the Same Evil
Reserve funds vanished?
Overdraft?
Illegal by-laws?
Direct lies to owners?
Solution: Re-elect the same people who caused it.
Genius-level strategy.
🐑 The Herd That Follows the Cliff
They’re not a community.
They’re a flock.
And this board is the shepherd – except the shepherd is blindfolded, drunk, and holding the map upside down.
But hey – onward to the cliff we go.
🫣 Courage? No Thanks – Panic Is More Comfortable
Ask a question?
Too scary.
Demand accountability?
Dangerous.
Read the Condominium Act?
Practically witchcraft.
So instead, they whisper rumors in hallways like it’s middle school.
💸 Choose Your Fighter: Incompetence or Bankruptcy
The audit exposed everything:
- Missing reserve contributions
- Debt to the reserve fund
- Overdraft
- Lack of compliance with the Act
But why fix anything when you can vote for another year of “Trust us, we know what we’re doing”?
🪞 A Community That Learned Nothing
Lessons? None.
Growth? Zero.
Awareness? Negative.
Still afraid of their own shadow.
Still bowing to the same people who failed them.
And the bill for their cowardice?
It’s coming – with interest.
Disclaimer: This post is satire and opinion. Read full disclaimer.
