(A Satire for the Self-Declared Big Shots)
You’ve got to admire the theatrical confidence of a community that treats a $300,000 investment – their home, their biggest asset – as if it’s pocket change they accidentally left in the dryer.
Tell them their money is being torched by a herd of incompetent bastards, and suddenly they puff up their chests like they’re starring in The Sopranos: Overdraft Edition.
“Oh, the audit is catastrophic? The board broke the law? Our funds are evaporating?
Fuhgeddaboudit.
We’re big mafiosos around here.”
Meanwhile, reality:
They’re one bad special assessment away from crying into their frozen pizzas.
🕶️ The Pretend Tough Guys
They swagger around as if defending corruption makes them powerful.
As if pretending not to care is some mark of class.
As if parroting board lies elevates them from uninformed to untouchable.
But let’s be honest:
There’s nothing more pathetic than people who act like big-shot power brokers while ignoring the financial death spiral right under their noses.
You warn them their money is being wasted?
They don’t act concerned.
They act offended.
Because nothing bruises the ego of a wannabe mob boss like being reminded he’s actually just an under-water condo owner with skyrocketing fees.
💸 If They Don’t Care About Their Money… Why Should I?
They’ve made it abundantly clear:
Their home – this “insignificant” $300,000 – means nothing.
So great.
If it’s all meaningless for the “Blenvale Mafia,” then I, the “peasant,” won’t lose sleep when the bills come rolling in:
- The special assessments
- The legal fees
- The damages they owe me and my family for years of harassment, retaliation, and suffering
- The interest
- The cost consequences
- The clean-up of the board they kept blindly defending
They refused to learn.
They refused to listen.
They refused to act.
So yes – I will stand here unmoved while they fork over more and more to pay for the mess they enabled.
🔥 Poetic Justice, Served Hot
Mock me?
Ignore the law?
Defend the clown parade on the board?
Fine.
Actions have consequences.
And the bill?
It’s coming.
Not because I want conflict.
Not because I enjoy court.
But because they did this to themselves – by choosing ignorance, cowardice, and blind loyalty to incompetence.
The “mafiosos” wanted to play tough?
Now they get to pay tough.
Disclaimer: This post is satire and opinion. Read full disclaimer.
