(Because at Blenvale, Cluelessness Is a Lifestyle Choice)
Some people earn badges through skill, effort, or bravery.
Not here.
Here, the community has proudly stitched Ignorance onto their chests like it’s the Nobel Prize for Not Paying Attention.
🎖️ *“I Don’t Read Audits” Medal
Why bother reading the failed audit when you can just pretend everything is fine?
Who needs facts when denial is free?
🥇 *“I Believe Anything the Board Says” Trophy
Doesn’t matter how many times they break the law, contradict themselves, or set money on fire.
Our “elite thinkers” swallow every lie like it’s gourmet truth.
🛡️ *“I Attack the Messenger” Shield
Why hold the board accountable when you can accuse the one person who actually reads and understands the documents?
A classic Blenvale tradition:
Shoot the truth-teller. Defend the idiots. Repeat.
🧠*“I Don’t Need Evidence – I Have Feelings” Ribbon
Community logic:
If they feel I’m wrong, then I must be wrong.
Evidence? Too complicated.
Laws? Too boring.
Common sense? Out of stock since 1974.
💸 *“My Money Isn’t Really My Money” Sash
Skyrocketing fees?
Special assessments?
Borrowing from the reserve fund?
Overdrafts?
They wear their financial apathy proudly – like monks taking a vow of ignorance.
🏆 The Grand Prize:
The Ignorance Badge of Honor
For the residents who:
- Ignore the audit
- Ignore the law
- Ignore the facts
- Ignore the consequences
- And then proudly walk around like they’re running a Fortune 500 corporation instead of a sinking condo with an overdraft
Congratulations, Blenvale.
You earned it.
Every ounce of what’s coming.
