“I spent 3.2 MILLION this year!”
— Congratulations, Blazer. Anyone can burn through other people’s money. That’s not leadership; that’s a pyromaniac with signing authority.
đź’¸ THE PART HE FORGOT TO BRAG ABOUT
While he’s chest-thumping about “3.2M in projects,” he conveniently leaves out the small detail that:
🔥 $400,000
was wasted on lawsuits that have the same chance of success as Hitler winning a popularity contest.
Zero.
Not “unlikely.”
Zero.
🧯 THE GREAT BLENVALE BONFIRE
Blazer’s “accomplishments” look less like governance and more like a man setting stacks of owners’ cash on fire and calling it “strategic investments.”
He didn’t spend money.
He torched it.
🪙 REAL LEADERSHIP?
Real leaders save, budget, and protect the corporation.
Blazer?
He brags like a drunk sailor waving receipts from someone else’s credit card.
🥇 BLAZER’S ACTUAL LEGACY
- 🔥 $3.2M spent
- 🗑️ $400K blown on hopeless lawsuits
- đź« Zero accountability
- đź‘Ž Zero financial skill
- 🎠100% delusion
If this is his “success,” imagine what his failures look like.
Disclaimer: This post is satire and opinion. Read full disclaimer.
