A heartfelt tribute to my biggest unintended supporter
🔥 The Mystery That Keeps Him Up at Night
“How can she write so many posts every day?”
Blazer, sweetheart – you ask this like it’s rocket science.
It’s not.
It’s called competence – something you keep trying to cosplay but never actually achieve.
⚡ My Secret Source of Power
Here it is, plain and simple:
You are my renewable energy source.
Every time you:
- 📢 Mislead the community
- 💸 Brag about blowing through our money
- 🎭 Perform your delusional leadership dance
- 🙄 Pretend you’re a hero saving the masses
…I gain another surge of creative power.
You’re basically my human power plant – loud, inefficient, and embarrassingly expensive to operate.
📈 Today’s Victory: Dedicated to You
Today is my top-performing day since I launched this blog.
Record traffic. Record engagement. Record reach.
So guess what?
I dedicate the win to you, Blazer.
You tried to silence me.
Instead, you made me trend.
🎨 The Great Irony
You hate that I write a lot?
Then maybe – just maybe – stop giving me so much material.
But we both know you won’t.
Grandiosity is your oxygen.
💖 To My Unwilling Muse
Thank you, Blazer.
Truly.
Your delusions, your speeches, your overwrought victim routine – all of it is pure content gold.
Keep it coming.
I’ll keep educating the community and turning your nonsense into clarity.
With all my love,
Your resident writer, creator, and accountability department
Disclaimer: This post is satire and opinion. Read full disclaimer.
