Condo Chronicles

Animals are straightforward.
If a dog likes you, he wags his tail.
If a cat dislikes you, she walks away.
Clear. Efficient. Respectable.

Humans, on the other hand, will smile at you while plotting a three-step chaos plan, complete with passive-aggressive commentary and a bonus round of incompetence. Truly a marvel of evolution.

🏡 Working From Home: Civilization’s Greatest Achievement

I enjoy working from home because my coworkers don’t create drama.
My coworkers are a dog, a laptop, and a cup of coffee—none of which have ever tried to sabotage me, question my disability, or send me a threatening “pay now or else” letter.

Productivity goes up dramatically when you remove the people element.
Who knew?

⚖️ And Beyond My Four Walls?

I still step outside, of course – into the land of people who believe their opinions deserve standing ovations.
But I’m not letting their circus become my circus.

I’ll fix things the only way that actually works:
legally, methodically, and with receipts.

Some folks express themselves through drama.
I express myself through court filings.
We all have hobbies.

Disclaimer: This post is satire and opinion. Read full disclaimer.