Apparently, Blazer has appointed himself Director of Canine Credential Verification, roaming the building to announce that Murphy – a trained service dog – is ājustā an emotional support animal.
No clipboard.
No training.
No understanding of the law.
Just vibes and volume.
š Blazerās Legal Methodology
Letās reconstruct the intellectual process:
- Sees a dog
- Feels confused
- Decides feelings = facts
- Shares misinformation with neighbours
- Walks away satisfied
This is not analysis.
This is toddlers-at-a-dinner-party epistemology.
š Blazer vs. The Courts
Hereās the part Blazer keeps skipping:
Three separate courts have already dealt with this nonsense.
Three.
Each time, the argument collapsed on contact with actual law.
Not āunclear.ā
Not ādebatable.ā
Not āa close call.ā
Ruled. Dead. Buried.
Yet here we are – Blazer, undeterred, bravely re-litigating settled findings in the stairwell.
š Service Dog vs. Emotional Support Animal (For Adults)
Since Blazer skipped this lesson:
- A service dog is trained to perform specific tasks that mitigate a disability.
- An emotional support animal provides comfort by existing.
- The difference is not philosophical.
- It is not optional.
- And it is certainly not determined by Blazerās hallway opinions.
Declaring otherwise doesnāt change reality ā it just reveals ignorance.
š£ļø What This Really Is
Letās be clear:
This isnāt concern.
This isnāt curiosity.
This isnāt even stupidity in isolation.
This is ableist whisper-campaign behaviour – using misinformation to undermine a disabled personās credibility and isolate them socially.
And doing it badly.
š§© The Confidence Is the Joke
The truly impressive part isnāt that Blazer is wrong.
Itās that heās wrong out loud, repeatedly, and to strangers, with the swagger of a man who once skimmed a Facebook comment and called it research.
Murphy does not lose his status because Blazer lacks comprehension.
Disability does not become negotiable because Blazer enjoys gossip.
Law does not bend because Blazer is bored.
š¾ Final Note from Murphy
Murphy continues to do his job:
- keeping me functional
- keeping me grounded
- keeping me alive
Blazer continues to do his:
- spreading nonsense
- embarrassing himself
- proving, once again, that confidence without knowledge is just noise
Some people train service dogs.
Others just bark.
Disclaimer: This post is satire and opinion.Ā Read full disclaimer.
