Entire hallways smell like skunk on steroids.
Eyes watering. Stomachs turning. Kids walking through hotboxed corridors.
Board response:
🤷♀️ Nothing we can do.
Nature, you see. Like weather. Or gravity.
But when my service dog barked twice a day — doing his actual medical job?
🚨🚨🚨
EMERGENCY.
CEASE AND DESIST.
CALL THE LAWYERS.
SOUND THE ALARM.
Apparently:
- Marijuana clouds that make people sick = 🧘♀️ community vibe
- A trained service dog = 🧨 existential threat
Rules aren’t rules here. They’re suggestions, selectively enforced based on convenience and courage.
Funny how the Board can’t smell a problem…
but they sure bark when it suits them. 🐶💅
Disclaimer: This post is satire and opinion. Read full disclaimer.
