📢 Dear Prospective Firms,
Before applying, we invite you to complete a brief due diligence exercise:
👉 Google: “WNCC 37”
We trust you’ll find everything you need.
📰 Featured Content
Not every condominium corporation gets this kind of exposure.
👉 The Record
👉 The Globe and Mail
Because when governance reaches a certain… level,
you don’t stay internal.
You become:
👉 an entrenched, rogue board – publicly documented.
🧠 The Decision Tree
A reputable firm sees:
- tribunal decisions
- court findings
- media coverage
- a pattern
And then makes a swift, professional judgment:
👉 “We’re not taking this on.”
🧹 Who’s Left?
Let’s not pretend.
Not the top-tier firms.
Not the ones with options.
Not the ones who value reputation.
What remains is a smaller, braver pool:
- the incompetent
- the desperate
👉 the bottom of the barrel, where due diligence goes to die.
🎭 The Process
Step 1: Apply
Step 2: Google
Step 3: Withdraw
(Some skip directly to Step 3.)
🪞 Final Thought
Most boards work hard to stay out of the news.
Some don’t have that luxury.
And then there are those who achieve something rarer:
👉 they become a headline… and a warning.
Some clients attract excellence.
Others…
👉 attract less selective enthusiasm.
👉 The joke is on you, WNCC 37. You voted the morons in, again and again!
Disclaimer: This post is satire and opinion. Read full disclaimer.
