This blog is a satirical and opinion-based commentary on the absurdities, ironies, and triumphs of condominium life. While inspired by real events, the characters and scenarios have been fictionalized, exaggerated, or parodied for humorous effect and public commentary.
Any resemblance to actual people – living, dead, or on the board – any board – is purely coincidental, unintentional, and frankly unfortunate.
The views expressed are those of the author, who firmly believes in freedom of expression, democratic governance, and the right to mock bureaucracy when it forgets who pays the bills.
If you are personally offended, please take a number.
If you are legally offended, please note that this content is protected by the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms, including the right to express opinions and engage in satire and parody. Nothing here is intended as a factual allegation unless supported by public record or documentation.
When in doubt: laugh, fact-check, and attend the next AGM.
