Condo Chronicles

Ever notice how the people who never show up to vote are the ones who complain the loudest in the lobby?
You know the type – standing by the elevator, shaking their head like they’re auditioning for a reality show called “Condo Disasters: The Untold Whining.”

🎭 This election isn’t background noise
It’s the one time you actually get to change the cast. If you wouldn’t let someone who can’t balance a cheque book manage your retirement fund, maybe don’t let them run your $3M condo budget.

☕ Voting is easy. Complaining is eternal.
Do the easy part now, so you don’t have to master the art of dramatic sighing later.

📅 How to Vote:

• Check your inbox for the link.
• Don’t forward your proxy to your friend’s cousin’s neighbour’s dog.
• Just… vote like your sanity depends on it. (Because it might.)

✨ Remember: Democracy dies not with a bang, but with “I forgot the deadline.”