Category: Satire

• A Brief Note on Medicine, Governance, and the Blazer (With Budgetary Considerations)

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• 🌿🐕 A Study in Selective Outrage

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• 🐾 What Kind of People Do This?

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• ⚖️ A Field Guide to the Aggressive Lawyer

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• 🚀 80,000 Views. This Is Bigger Than Blenvale

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• 📺 The MTV Generation

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• 🐧 Patagonia, With Penguins

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• 🚨 Abuse Doesn’t Stop on Its Own

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• 🚗🔓 The Great Garage Mystery of December 13

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• 🐺 Humans Kill More Than They Need To

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• 🧠 Homo Sapiens: A Branding Error

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• 🔥 If There’s a Fire, Who Do You Save?

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• 🐾 Why I Trust Animals More Than People

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• 🌑 Being Different Is Lonely

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• 🚨 For Those Who Still Don’t Get It

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• 🧠 Breaking News from the Hallway School of Law

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• 🪙 In Praise of the Lone Auditor Question

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• ☘️ An Official Thank-You to the Magnificent Eighteen

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• 🎄 This Christmas Began Well

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• 🕯️ Happy Hanukkah

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• 🕯️ Blenvale, The Community That Taught Me What Hatred Is

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• 🎄 A Small Seasonal Observation

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• 🐑 The Sheep, the Ledger, and the Broken Fence

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• 🧻 The Delicate Art of Bullshit Management

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• 🤖 Lawyers in the Age of AI: Blenvale’s Most Expensive Relic Collection

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• 🐕 Why I Prefer Animals (And No, It’s Not Even Close)

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• 💸 Dear Blenvale: A Financial Tragedy

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• **🍀 The Day They Cut Me Off

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• 🌧️ Dear Blenvale: A Forecast of Our Own Making

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• 👑💩 THE KING SH*T OF TURD ISLAND

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• 🐺 When the Thief Met the Ignorant

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• 👁️ THE ONE-EYED KING OF BLENVALE

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• 🍀🤣 The Gospel According to Blenvale’s Gossipers

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• 💌 TO BLAZER, WITH LOVE

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• 👑 THE KING IS DEAD. LONG LIVE THE KING.

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• 🍀🔥 THE NIGHT BLENVALE VOTED TO SET ITS OWN HOUSE ON FIRE

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• 🇮🇪 THE LAMENTATION OF THE SHORT-PANTS PRESIDENT

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• 🟥🟨 BEFORE YOU CAST YOUR VOTE… 🟨🟥

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• 🤡 BLAZER THE BIG SPENDER

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• 🇷🇴 DÉJÀ VU AT BLENVALE

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• 🍀 IF YOU STILL DON’T GET IT…

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• 🤡 Fool Me Once… Shame on You. Fool Them Forever?

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• 💚 “The Day the Board Was Caught with Its Pants Down”

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• 🎭 The Blenvale Mafia: Legends in Their Own Minds

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• 🧠💤 A Community That Learned Absolutely Nothing

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• 🎪 Encore for Incompetence

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• 🦚 THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO BLAZER

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• 🤡 By-law 14: The Claudia By-law

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• 🎭 Meet the Time Traveller: The Neighbour Who Still Thinks AI Is Witchcraft

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• 🐍 The Owner and the Board

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• 🎭 I Don’t Care If You Believe Me

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• 🧠 Board to Death: The $400,000 Prophets

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• 🧠 Board to Death: Elvis Has Left the Ledger

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• 🌀 The Definition of Madness – Condo Edition

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• 🌀 Turnaround Is Fair Play

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• 💼 Farewell, Sue More Bill More

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• 🎭 The Great Transparency Leak of 2025

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• 🎰 Place Your Bets: The Blenvale Trifecta of Ruin

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• 🎭 The Blenvale “Code of Ethics”

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• 🏛️The By-law of Eternal Hypocrisy

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• 🧭 The Blenvale Compass: Always Pointing to Themselves

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• 🧩 The $300,000 Riddle

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• ⚖️ The Kingdom of Blenvale Presents: The Supreme Code of Unethics

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• 🎭 Board Idol: The Search for the Next Excuse

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• 🧾 The Minutes That Time Forgot

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• 📚 Condo Management for Dummies – Board Edition

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• 🪩 Townhall: The Musical

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• 💔 When Incompetence Met Arrogance: A Love Story

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• 🎤 Elvis Has Left the Building (Because the Heat Was Too Much)

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• 🎓 How to Become a Blenvale Board Member in 3 Easy Steps

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• 🐍 The Fable of Blenvale’s Shameless Snake

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• 💸 The Meeting About Nothing

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• 🪳 The Board and the Whistleblower

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• 🔥 The Scrooges of Blenvale

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• 🌀 The Reverse Spin Cycle of Blenvale Justice

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• 🧬 The Evolution of Blenvale Logic

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• 🏠 The Thief Met the Fool

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• 🐾 If Dogs Could Speak

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• 💋 Blenvale Diary: Bridget Jones Moves into a Condo

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• 💋 Bully Boop’s Big Fat Lies

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• 🕶️ Operation: Evacuation Blenvale

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• 🪴 The Potted Board of Blenvale

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• 💬 With the Hand You Give

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• 🦷 An Eye for an Eye and a Tooth for a Tooth

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• ✝️ Epistle to Madam Sanctimony

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• 🪞 The Minion Who Mistook Loyalty for Virtue

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• 🧠 Madam Stop Sign: The Woman Who Knew One Word

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• 🧮 “The Ledger Illiterates”

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• ⚡ Frankenstein and the Condo Mob

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• 🚨 Lie No. 8: “Owners Are Not Allowed to Post or Distribute Materials”

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• 🦺 “The Vest of Authority”

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• 🧱 Lie No. 5: “The Board Can Approve Whatever Projects They Want.”

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• 💸 The Mid-Year “Financial Update” That Forgot the Finances

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• 🎙️ “I Fully Anticipate You’ll Ask Me This Tomorrow”

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• 🎭 Once a Bully, Always a Bully

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• 🧨 I Don’t Negotiate With Terrorists

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• 🎲 Condo Casino Night 🎲

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• 🏒 Leafs vs. Canadiens vs. Your Board 🎭

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• 🛠️ Progress vs. 🕳️ Potholes

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• 🐍 The Snake Behind the Door

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• 🎪 The Greatest Fool Show on Earth 🎪

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• 🎭 Secrets? In Open Court? Pull the Other One!

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• 🎲 Townhall Betting Sheet

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• 🍎 I Am Not the Bad Apple. You Are.

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• 🐕 Yappy Dogs and the Caravan 🐪

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• 🥚 Grow a Pair

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• 🏢 If You Don’t Love Your Condo, That’s Your Problem

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• 💔 The Bad Marriage We Can’t Escape

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• 🤥 Pinocchio Goes to the Condo Board

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• 🕰️ The Curious Disappearance of July

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• 🎭 The Great Townhall Farce

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• 🎭 The Great Vanishing Act: Hybrid Townhall Edition

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• 🐾 Leash-Free Dogs, Leash-Tight Owners

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• 🪞 You Get the Board You Deserve

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• 🌀 “Crazy” Is Just Step One

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• 🎭 The Sandbox Brats

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• 🤡 Fool Me Once…

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• 🎭 Coming Soon: The Annual Gaslighting Gala

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• To the people who still call me names

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• 🏦 The Reserve Fund Piñata

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• 🏛️ AGM Gladiator Games

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• 🎭 The Blame Transfer Ceremony

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• 🖥️ Ctrl-Alt-Delete Lawyer

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• 📜 The Great Portal Denial

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• 🙏 The Elevator Epiphany

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• 🧠 “Meanwhile, in the 21st Century…”

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• 🌿 Sweet Serenity at Blenvale

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• 🎭 The Phantom Noise Chronicles: Bite Barker’s Greatest Hit

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• 🍷 The Legal Wine Club™

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• 🍷 When Four Judges Say You’re Drunk… You’re Probably Drunk

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• 🪓 The Ballad of the Blenvale Lumberjack

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• 🏦 “Oh, I Was Treasurer?” – A Blenvale Finance Masterclass

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• 🏗️ “Trust Us, We’re Definitely Not Engineers”

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• 🎒 “Welcome to Blenvale High”

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• 👑 The Emperor Is Naked

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• 🎭 The Board’s Grand Bovarism: Legends in Their Own Minds

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• 🧠 Masters of Nothing: The Board’s Guide to Mismanagement

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• 🧠 Stockholm Syndrome

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• 🧠 The Proud History of Ignorance: A Tribute to Those Who “Knew Better”

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• 🧠 The Keyboard Commandos of Blenvale

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• 🐾 Two Days of Bliss: The Great Superintendent “Slim-Down” 🎉

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• 💍 Welcome to the Condo Marriage from Hell

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• 🏛️ “Those Who Stayed Silent” – A Masterclass in Losing Everything

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• 🎭 The Closet Readers: Friends in Public, Fans in Private

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• 📰 Breaking: Local Renter Appointed Supreme Court Justice of the Backyard

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• 🐶 Home All Day vs. Gone All Day: Guess Whose Dog They Blame?

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• 🕒 Obsessed? Or Just Efficient?

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• 📱 Mildred and the Facebook Stalker Olympics

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• 🛣 Mildred and the Sacred Asphalt Formula

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• 🎩 Blazer and the Mystery of the Magical Blog Ideas

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• 🦜 The Parrot Patrol: Keeping the Lies Alive, One Squawk at a Time

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• 🩺 The Board’s Guide to Diagnosing Madness

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• 📢 The Newsletter That Says Absolutely Nothing

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• 📅 Millicent’s Monthly Cha-Cha with Accountability

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• 🕵️‍♀️ How We Know They Knew

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• 🏅 The Shame-Free Hall of Fame

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• 🎯 Blame the Victim: The Board’s National Sport

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• 📜 The Magical, Self-Generating Legal Fee

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• 💰 The Cheque That Launched a Thousand Whines

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• 🐾 Bite Barker: President, Storyteller, Emperor of Make-Believe

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• 🏗 Big Problems? Nah. Let’s Attack the Dog!

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• 🧠 We’re Not Broken. We’re Wired Differently – And That’s the Point.

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• 🐾 He Saved Me – Again and Again

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• 🧠 Mental Health? Never Heard of Her.

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• 🪜 Stairway to Debt: The $178,000 Whisper-Fueled Renovation

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• 🌱 Garden of Double Standards

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• 🧽 “We Lost a Cleaner… and Also $300,000, But Mostly: THE CLEANER.”

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• 👠 “Try Walking in My Shoes”

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• 👵 “The Bench Warmers: Complain, Recline, Repeat”

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• 🧹 The Board’s Witness Protection Program

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• 🩺⚖️ When You Know More Than Doctors AND Judges- The Delusions of the Condo Commentariat

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• 🐣 The Egg Came First A primer for those confused about cause and effect (and also apparently about defamation law).

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• 🧻 MESSAGE TO THE FLYER-SCRIBBLER-IN-CHIEF

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• 🧠 “She Asked for It” – The Blenvale Board’s Official Doctrine of Disgrace

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• 🎭 From Swagger to Silence: A Condo Tragedy in Three Acts

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• 🖼️ Blazer Frames the Evidence

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• 🧠 The Dunning-Kruger Board of Blenvale:

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• 📮 May 15: The Memo That Gaslit Itself

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• ⚖️ Coming Soon: The End of Billable Hours and Broken Records

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• 🕵️‍♀️ Operation Stakeout

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• 💬 I Wish Someone Did It for Me…

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• 📩 Cease, Desist, and Grow Up

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• 🧮 From Two to Four: Mildred’s Math is a Threat to Democracy

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• 🔮 Mildred’s Psychic Hotline: Now Featuring Political Prophecies

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• 🪨 Let He Who Is Without Sin…Never mind, just start throwing

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• 🎧 Ctrl+Alt+Defeat: The Broken Record Barrister on Loop

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• 🫖 Trial by AGM: A Salem Rerun, Now With Lemon Water and Legal Bills

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• 📩 “Needs, Not Preferences” – And Other Things the Lawyer Recited While Missing the Point Entirely

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• 🎭 Mildred and the Ethics of Absolute Obedience

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• 🧠 We Strongly Disagree With Gravity

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• 🐷 The Rules Apply Equally (Except When They Don’t)

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• 🎲 BOARD BINGO

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• 🔮 Condo Horoscope: Your Future, Decided by the Board

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• 🐶 Bite Barker and the Barkless Noise Study

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• ☀️ SueMore BillMore’s Summer Sanity Sale

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• 💸 $11,000 for a Legal Babysitter – Actually, Make That Two

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• 🧠 “The Legal Labyrinth: Where Simple Questions Become Invoices

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• 🛁 “Post-Surgery Plumbing and the Bark of Authority”

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• 🚿 “Drip. Drama. Denial of Shower Rights.”

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• 🧺 Bite Barker and the Curious Case of the Vanishing Bark – Now Featuring a Vanishing Washer/Dryer

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• 🏦 Bite Barker and the $1.5 Million Garage Roof

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• 🗳️ Blazer and the Case of the Criminal Flyer:

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• 🗳️ The Blazer Doctrine: Silence the Flyers, Raise the Fees

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• 📚 Mildred’s Memoirs: 20 Years of Enforcing Rules That Don’t Exist

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• 🕰️ A Day in the Life of the Condo Dictator

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• ⚖️ “Independent… Like a Weathervane”

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• 🎲 Board Discretion: A Fair Process, As Long As You’re Friends with Mildred

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• 🕯️ “The Reasonable Ones Quit” – A Farewell from the Front Lines of Mildred’s Empire

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• 🧾 Welcome to the Condo Grand Bazaar: Now Haggling Over Transparency

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• 💰 Sixty Dollars an Hour to Use a Black Marker: A Masterclass in Condo Transparency™

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• 🐾 “I Don’t Care How Many Dogs You Have – Why Am I Paying for This?”

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• 🐕 “Just Share the Dog” – A Revolutionary New Approach to Medicine by the Blenvale Board of Neurology & Nonsense

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• 🐾 “Why Did You Move Here?” – A Civil Inquiry from the Society of Selective Bylaw Readers

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• 🧾 Big Secrets, Tiny Budget

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• 🧱 From Iron Curtain to Velcro Mouth: The Enduring Art of Staying Silent

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• 📬 The May 15 Memo: A Masterclass in Fictional Governance

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• 🗂️ The Art of Not Sharing: A Condo Board Mystery

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• 🧡 Thank You for Standing with Us – And Some Exciting News…

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• 📊 The Curious Case of the Vanishing Financials

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• 🧽 Breaking News: The Mop Has Left the Building!

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• 🕵️‍♂️ The Independent Investigator Who Was… Less Than Independent

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• ♿ Disability Pride Month: Not a Request. Just the Law You Keep Ignoring.

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• 🧨 The Money’s Gone. Why Aren’t You?

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• 🗑️ The Idea That Made Too Much Sense: Rejected on Principle

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• 🧑‍⚖️ “Suemore Billmore’s Submission Playbook (and Why It Didn’t Work on Us)”

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• 🧠 “We Strongly Disagree with Reality”

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• 🎩 Blazer Forgets to Mention They Lost Again… (Must’ve Slipped His Mind… and Pants)

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• 🧾 Defame Now, Bill the Community Later

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• 🧬 Suemore Billmore Says No to Compassion – Because Your Biopsy Interrupted Their Billing

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• 👑 Acclaimed and Untouchable: A Cautionary Tale in One Email

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• 👑 Crowned by Apathy, Sustained by Ego

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• 📸 Operation Tush Surveillance

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• 🐾 Noah’s Ark for Me, But Not for Thee

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• 🚴‍♂️ The Curious Case of the Contraband Box and the Bicycle Uprising

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• 🎯 Target Acquired: The Floor That Shook a Nation

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• 🛐 The Church of Never Wrong

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• 🌟 Saddlestone Property Reviews: A Tale of Two Extremes“It was the best of stars, it was the worst of stars.”

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• 🏗️ Structural Integrity Or Other Tall Tales Or: How a Balcony Becomes a Threat to the Entire Building

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• 🕵️‍♀️ Mission Redactable: Phantom Signatures & Copy-Paste Confessions

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• 📹 “Bin There, Ignored That: Surveillance Priorities in Reverse”

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• 🎨 “White Paint, Dark Logic: A Balcony Saga”

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• 🐾💸 Of Borrowing, Barking, and Blinding Arrogance A Civic Tragedy in Two Acts, Featuring Mildred, Blazer, and the Ghost of Common Sense

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• 📈 Thank You, Loyal Readers! 🥂

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• ⚖️ It’s Not “Court,” It’s Just… a Tribunal! – Millicent’s Magical Thinking Explained

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• 🤐 The Sound of Silence (and the Board’s Favourite Playlist)-Why Speaking Up at Blenvale Is Considered a Dangerous Sport

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• 🏗️ Crane on Site! But Don’t Ask About the Price.

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• 🏘️ Saddlestone Property Blinders Ltd: A Comedy of Errors in Four Acts

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• ⚖️ Want to stop the fire? Stop re-electing the arsonists!

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• 🗝️ “It’s Our Office!” – The Entitlement Chronicles of Mildred & Blazer

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• 🗑️ Garbage In, Garbage Governance Out: The Board’s Expert Excuse

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• 📚 Fiduciary Duty for Dummies: A Bedtime Story for Our Board (Now with Extra Crayons for the Directors Who Can’t Colour Inside the Legal Lines)

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• 👑 Queen Mildred had Spoken: No Borrowing By-law! Fees Stay High!

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• 💰$22,000 for a Special Meeting? The Legal Circus Rolls On

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• ⚖️ In Case You Sue Me…

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• 🐾 A Dogged Pursuit of Injustice: Blenvale’s $170,000 Barking Mad Legal Goose Chase

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• 🚨 Lawyerpalooza 2025: General Meeting or Legal Siege?

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• 🏛️ Appealing to Nowhere: Blenvale’s Legal Joyride Ends in a Ditch

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• 🧑‍⚖️ Harassment, Misrepresentation & the Art of Gaslighting – Now Live, in Court!

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• 🕵️‍♀️ The Curious Case of the “Independent” Investigator A Boredom Bugle Exclusive

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• 🫖 A Noble Contribution from Lady Gwendolyn of Blenvale

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• ⚖️ Governance by Billable Hour

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• 🪑 Musical Chairs: The Curious Case of the Vanishing Board Members

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• 🫡 “In Service to Ms. Hargrove – Our Property Manager”

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•  🔥 The Blenvale Boiler Times

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• 🗳️ Election Interference: Condo Style

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• 🔥 Boilerplate Transparency

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• 🎤 Condo Tribune Presents: The Boardroom Brouhaha

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• 🕵️‍♂️ The Curious Case of the Vanishing Signatures: “Totally Not Suspicious”

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• 🐾 Board vs. Dog: A Very Serious Tail 🐾

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